I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
don't judge my taste in strippers
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
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