Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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