The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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