is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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