did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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