I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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