IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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