What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
