He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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