I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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