we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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