Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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