Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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