Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
