So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
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