...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
