For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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