Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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