I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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