I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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