It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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