im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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