She is in my trunk
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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