Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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