Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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