So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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