Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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