Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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