Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
Randomize
