They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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