Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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