Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Randomize
