Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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