this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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