I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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