Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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