i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
