Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
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