i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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