is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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