Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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