i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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