At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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