I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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