Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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