yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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