Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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