Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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