her vagine was all disorganized.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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