Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize