Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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